egberts:

from the company that brought you jams for my worm bike

and jams for my worm bike abridged

comes jams for my worm bike 2, fully loaded with jams that your worm bike can also enjoy*

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lightbouquet:

lilies are white,
death is inevitable

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hyperlesbiandrifter:

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itsalwaysunnyontv:

me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up

server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-

me:

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